Indians Before an ELECTION πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Ž

If you are an Indian and reading this you may think that I have written this article because the next General Elections in India are in 2019!!

Yes, you are on the right!!

In a country like ours, where every big move is backed upon a political agenda, Elections are like a festival where we laugh, cry, shout, predict, brag…..

So, in this article, we are going to talk about Types of People we meet before an Election.

So, let’s begin…..

1. The ASTROLOGER

These are the most common types who, out of nothing, will start predicting, and that also with “claimed accuracy”, the results of the electionπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

These people, who never even correctly predicted the outcome of a toss, go about spreading that “I told you” stuff and that also about what❓❓ About a thing which has the highest uncertainty rate in the world.

2. The POLITICIAN

These are one sided people who support a particular political party and, no matter what, they will keep supporting it till the end of the day.

These are the same people who go about spreading nuisance about other parties in the name of commitment.

3. The STATS GURU

These are Neutral guys, whom I consider to be the best.

Whenever you meet them, you will come across the results of the last five elections, and the growth in GDP under the last five governments, the development under the last few governments, the probability of BJP winning again……

4. The LEAST BOTHERED

These are the ones who don’t even properly know the Chief Minister of their State.

These are the ones who give NOTAs.

These are the ones who remain unaware of all the political chaos around and remain lost in their own world.

So, guys it’s all for today.

Comment below your favorite type and tell me if you liked it or not.

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Published by Sayan Dutta

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