School Life Part 11: Our Democratic School /Part 1

Hello everyone, here’s the 11th of School Life, a series where we talk about the vibes and swag of our SCHOOLs.

Today, we are going to talk about how our schools, following examples of India, USA, Italy, etc., have constructed a democratic government within themselves👏👏…..

So, let’s start..

I don’t know much about other schools but at least in our school, there’s this thing called the Local Self Government. They rope in all the assh*le students…..I mean all the confident students who are gonna be the Leaders of Tommorow.
Then, they are given badges with Executive engraved on it, which you can also get at the local fair @Rs15( and maybe they take Rs 5 more to engrave).

Then they are given their postings: Beside the toilet; Below the stairs; In the corridor.

And everyday in the morning, they catch you: for not wearing ID, for folding sleeves, for narrow pants, for stylish shoes, for tight underwear( and what not!!)

Then every year, there’s an election where you elect the President and Vice- President and Governor.

And election campaigns in our school are quite different:

When you are trying hard to focus on the teacher in front, some fool will enter the class and start telling all these :

Hello everyone, I am Bhadwa Das and if you think I am eligible to be the captain, then please vote for me. I assure that I will be with you whenever you need me. My code is 6. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!!

………………Yes, yes, this person will be there with you whenever you need him. পাতলা পায়খানা হচ্ছে, consult him, চাকরি পাচ্ছেন না?? Consult him!!

And how boys and girls choose their representatives is also unique.

The criteria to be a suitable School Captain is:

  • You need to look good.
  • You must be popular among girls(especially if you are a boy).
  • You must not be too studious.
  • You must be cool.
  • You must have a good sense of humor.

Based on these, your odds of winning depends.

And things like: Leadership skills, blah blah blah blah blah are simply 👎👎👎👎👎👎.

So, guys it’s time to bid a bye again.

From the title, you must have understood that the PART 2 of it is coming soon where we will talk about how far this LSG has been a success.

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Published by Sayan Dutta

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