Disclaimer: The conversation is entirely fictional and solely for entertainment purposes.
Electron: So, sir you are undoubtedly one of the most popular teachers of Mathematics. How long have you been writing books??
Aggarwal: I completed 9/2 years as an author four years ago. So, how long have I been writing??
Electron (confused 😕😕): Umm…hmm. 9…2…
Aggarwal: So,let the number of years be x.
Electron: Sir, let’s move on to the next question!!! What has been the response of students and teachers towards your work??
Aggarwal: Teachers have been always cooperative. But, I have got mixed responses from students. Many have said that I give such sums in Exercises type of which aren’t there in Examples and such sums in Examples type of which aren’t there in Exercises.
Electron: People have this conception that intelligent people don’t fall in love. Have you ever?
Aggarwal: Long time back when I was half my son’s present age, I fell in love with a girl in a building vertically opposite to mine’s.
Electron: And then??
Aggarwal: She was the sin, cos , tan of my life but theta went away…
Aggarwal: Yeah, her name was Thiyasa but I used to call her theta.
Electron: Sad that the Man of Mathematics didn’t get his love.
Aggarwal(calling his servant): Locus!! Locus!!
Aggarwal: Bring the Log Table for our guest and serve him tea. And the biscuits should not be of radius more than 5cm.
( Servant arrives with a table with log values on it)
Aggarwal: We always have tea on this. Locus, place my cup on sin 35° 22′ and our guest’s on tan 82°18′.
Locus(scratching head): 0.51..……Umm …..0.5…..common diff….
Aggarwal (angrily): Fool!! Even our guest knows how to find!!
Electron (in dismay): But….sir….
(Aggarwal hands Electron the cup. Electron stares blankly at the table)
Electron(in a dramatic tone): Sir, may I use your washroom. Emergency!!
Aggarwal: But, the value……
Electron (pleadingly): Afterwards. Please sir..
Aggarwal: Ok. The washroom is 5m diagonally to your left. There are 9 switches outside the door. If the probability of pressing the switch of the light is 5/4, how many switches of light are there?????
Electron( gives a cry of despair): Oh No!!! NO MORE!!
(Electron gets up and flees through the door, screaming)
Aggarwal: Wait!! That’s the door of the balcony. You might fall 5 feet perpendicularly……
(A loud thud is heard)
(Next day. Electron is in hospital)
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