If Chemistry and Maths Quarrelled….πŸ˜…

Disclaimer: The entire conversation is fictional and solely for entertainment.

Maths and Chemistry meet on a hot summer day at a roadside.

Maths: Hii Chemi, how’s the day??

Chemistry(sweating): EXOTHERMIC!!!

Maths: That’s what happens when you give heat in everything.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Chemistry: 😠😠 At least I don’t mark a camera at Rs1600 and a melt down cylinders to make cones!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Maths: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ And I don’t pull branches out from the mouth and bum of Carbon and make chains. Feel bad for him!! πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜œ

Chemistry: πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯ We don’t draw boxes just to put numbers and add them!! Worthless!! 😁😁

Maths: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’And it’s strange to call blue as inky blue and green as dirty green. So funny!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chemistry: πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘Feel pity that you are still after your x. Forget her dude and move on!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Maths: 😞😞And your love life revolves only around those electronsπŸ˜›πŸ˜›

Chemistry: 😑😑Don’t dare angry me. Concentrated nitric acid is more stronger than your cones and cubes😏😏

Chemistry takes out a beaker with nitric acid in it and spills it over Maths.

Maths:😫😫 Urgh! Urgh! I’ll be back……….


☠RIP MATHS☠

Published by Sayan Dutta

I am a pandemonium of free thoughts that float about in the search of an alike..

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